What is a Sissy?

You know that you’re a Sissy when…..

When you’re called a Sissy, Slut or Faggot, you consider it a compliment
When you walk into a room, other peoples’ “gaydar”goes off.
You can’t count the number of men you’ve had sex with
You CAN count the few number of women you’ve had sex with
You’re better at sucking cock than eating female pussy
You prefer sucking cock than eating pussy
You get hard when you suck a cock
YOU say thank you when a guy cums in your mouth
Cum tastes good
Giving a “blo-n-go” turns you on
Seeing a naked man with a hard-on is an invitation
You eagerly wait for the “dress week at Ross” or the “shoe week at Ross”
You have a rewards account at DSW
You actually know what DSW stands for
You have a LBD and CPD.
You know what LBD and CPD stand for
You can walk in high heels and love it
You fuck in high heels and love it
You suck cock in high heels and love it
You admire your pedicured toes in their slutty high heels as they are hooked up on the shoulders of the guy plowing your asscunt.
You cum when you’re ass-fucked
Ass-fucking is natural.
You love to fuck bare and the feel of a guy unloading his hot cum inside you.
You’ve been gang-banged at least once and you loved it
You love getting spit-roasted
You finger your asshole when you masterbate
If you watch straight Porn, you imagine that you’re the woman
You read Glamour, Cosmo, Insight and other gurlie mags