You are One Smart Ass Mother Fucker
What’s the difference between a Catholic priest and a zit?
At least a zit waits until you’re a teenager before it cums on your face
Why do blacks always have sex on their minds?
Because of the pubic hair on their heads.
How do you get a nun pregnant?
Dress her up as an alter boy.
Do you know why so many blacks were killed in Combat?
Because every time the sergeant said: “Get down!” they stood up and started dancing.
What's the difference between your job and a dead girl who did porn movies?
Your job still sucks
Why do blacks raise chickens?
To teach their k*ds how to walk.
Why can't you play Uno with a Mexican?
They steal all the green cards.
How can you tell when a black as been on your computer?
It is not there.
Why do they call it PMS?
Because Mad Cow Disease was already taken
Did you hear about the new black French restaurant?
It’s called Chez What.
What do Catholic Priests and Mc Donalds have in common?
They both stick there meat in 10 year old buns
Why don't black people go on cruises?
They already fell for that trick once.
What’s the difference between a rabbi and a Catholic Priest?
A rabbi cuts them off; A priest sucks them off
What did the black women get for getting an abortion?
Fat cash from crime stoppers.
What do you call 300 white men chasing a black man?
The PGA tour.
Q: What’s the difference between a black man and a park bench?
A: A park bench can support a fam*ly .
There are two things you should know about me
1. my cock is as long as a McDonalds apple pie
2. i'm barred from McDonalds
I feel sorry for the hypnotist I saw last night
he hypnotized 7 blokes on stage
then He dropped the mic on his foot and yelled..FUCK ME!!!
what happened next will haunt me for the rest of my life...
A Priest walks into a hotel reception and says i've booked a room for the night so i hope the pornography on the tv is disabled,
the receptionist look's shocked and says no of course not you sick fucker, its just regular porn
At least a zit waits until you’re a teenager before it cums on your face
Why do blacks always have sex on their minds?
Because of the pubic hair on their heads.
How do you get a nun pregnant?
Dress her up as an alter boy.
Do you know why so many blacks were killed in Combat?
Because every time the sergeant said: “Get down!” they stood up and started dancing.
What's the difference between your job and a dead girl who did porn movies?
Your job still sucks
Why do blacks raise chickens?
To teach their k*ds how to walk.
Why can't you play Uno with a Mexican?
They steal all the green cards.
How can you tell when a black as been on your computer?
It is not there.
Why do they call it PMS?
Because Mad Cow Disease was already taken
Did you hear about the new black French restaurant?
It’s called Chez What.
What do Catholic Priests and Mc Donalds have in common?
They both stick there meat in 10 year old buns
Why don't black people go on cruises?
They already fell for that trick once.
What’s the difference between a rabbi and a Catholic Priest?
A rabbi cuts them off; A priest sucks them off
What did the black women get for getting an abortion?
Fat cash from crime stoppers.
What do you call 300 white men chasing a black man?
The PGA tour.
Q: What’s the difference between a black man and a park bench?
A: A park bench can support a fam*ly .
There are two things you should know about me
1. my cock is as long as a McDonalds apple pie
2. i'm barred from McDonalds
I feel sorry for the hypnotist I saw last night
he hypnotized 7 blokes on stage
then He dropped the mic on his foot and yelled..FUCK ME!!!
what happened next will haunt me for the rest of my life...
A Priest walks into a hotel reception and says i've booked a room for the night so i hope the pornography on the tv is disabled,
the receptionist look's shocked and says no of course not you sick fucker, its just regular porn
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